We went to Reading Festival 2015 and got really pathetic about it

The Louder Now bank account is, in a word, imaginary, and time often feels make-believe around here too. We accepted that we could only make it to one festival and, if that was the case, then we were getting our butts to Reading 2015. Only Saturday (seriously, please send us some money).

I’m going to save us all some time and tell you now that there was not one band that we caught at Reading that we found lacking. I did, however, feel incredibly lucky to have been there and I found the whole day a bit emotional.

For that reason, this is not going to be the most technical review you have ever read but instead quite a personal account of what happened that day for me. It also gets a bit weird about half way through. Sorry about that, but I do hope you enjoy it nevertheless.

We had planned to get on a train that turned out to have a lot in common with the Louder Now bank account in that it was non-existent. Off to a great start, I was already panicking (I do that a lot) that we would miss the Main Stage openers, which frankly wasn’t an option.

The metal god must have been raining down on us because thankfully that

Babymetal - Main Stage,
taken from the big screen
Reading Festical
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didn’t happen. We walked through the Main Arena just in time to see the almighty Babymetal take to the iconic stage in all of their pigtail and tutu glory.

Does anybody know who I can complain to about the fact that there isn’t a Babymetal video game yet? All I’m saying is that it would make all of our lives infinitely better and they would make a fortune.   

They were absolutely out of this world and danced around that stage with perfectly synchronised moves, all of which I now know off by heart.

I’ve researched a few English translations of their lyrics too and that made me love them even more. Especially these lines from their track Give Me Chocolate: “Can I have a bit of chocolate? But my weight worries me a bit these days. However, chocolate. Can I have a bit of chocolate?” Thank you Babymetal for providing my life with its own soundtrack.   

I looked at my Louder Now comrades, none of which had been to a festival before, and saw that their minds were blown. One band and Reading had achieved the complete mental annihilation of three otherwise sound people. It was time for a break.

We headed over to the Alternative Stage and caught Chris Ramsey do a bit of stand up. I always love catching the stand ups at a festival. Everyone sits on the floor, or doesn’t and gets called out by Chris Ramsey from the stage (which was a running theme throughout the day now I think about it) and it’s always good to have a laugh. Always.

Chris Ramsey - The Alternative Stage
Reading Festival
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I won’t ruin any punch lines but if you can catch Chris on his next tour then do. He’s got buckets of northern lad charm and I was giggling like a fool.

Ramsey’s set ran into Marmozets on the Main Stage so we rushed over and caught the main bulk of their set which was also fantastic. It’s been a huge year for them with a US tour, album of the year award and now the Main Stage at Reading.

With Josh Macintyre on his feet whilst playing the drums and Becca Macintyre giving some growls that would catch any ill-prepared viewer off guard, they owned that stage because it was what they were born to do.

I have such a soft spot for Marmozets. They were the first ever band to share some of my writing on their social media back in 2011 and I got the chance to thank them for it in 2013 at Radstock Festival. It’s incredible to see them doing these amazing things and it was probably when I was watching them up there that I began to get all emotional.

At this point the plan was to head back over to the Alternative Stage and catch Seann Walsh and then back to the Main Stage for Alexisonfire (I really wanted to hear them say their own name…)

But there was a change in the plan and the change was the signing tent, and it had the name ‘Twin Atlantic’ written all over it.

Right. I’m going to try my hardest to put this to you in a way that makes me not seem completely nuts (which means that we’re going to have to put my creative fiction skills to the test). Recently I’ve not been coping too well with the concept of being 23 (insert Blink-182 joke here). I am happier now then I have ever been but I panic sometimes that I’m a grown up, and have been for a long time. Way too long.

Rewind to the first time I went to Reading Festival, back in 2010. So much has changed since then. For a start I’m not in the same relationship I was back then (and for that I thank my lucky stars every single day). I went and got myself a degree, a car called Vince and a cat called Sherlock and this very blog seems to be exceeding all of my wildest expectations and proving something to me that I thought was impossible. Did I mention that we interviewed Cyrus from New Found Glory last week? I mean. Cyrus. From New Found Glory.

All of that makes me happier then I have ever been but we all miss being a kid right? When I was young I use to go to gigs because I loved the music. I loved losing the plot in the crowd knowing that what was on that stage was a million times more interesting so not one person was watching me!

In my short time on this planet I have done some insane things to meet my musical heroes. I once camped in an alley off of Shaftesbury Avenue in Central London for 18 hours to meet Gerard Way. Don’t tell my mum that though, I don’t think she knows.

And in addition to all of that, not a lot of people know this about me (haha) but I’m sort of a crazy b***h fan girl and I’m out of control. Once I find a band that I love, they quickly take over my life. They will be what I listen to on the way to work every morning. I will travel the country just to see them as many times as I can. See me for five minutes in the street? I guarantee you I’ll find a way of talking about them. Since May, that band has been Twin Atlantic.   

So, when I saw that they were going to grace the signing tent with their beautiful selves I saw an opportunity to re-live my youth. For an hour and a half, I sat in a que that I don’t think I actually had to sit in. I met a music photographer called Lauren (this is her website) who I had a great chat with about music, bands and working in this industry.

We were both really nervous to stand in front of this band and try to think of something to say and I’m so grateful that she was there so we could keep each other company and calm…ish.

Here are some pictures that Lauren’s friend took of me with the band. Huge thank you to both of those girls. These pictures sort of mean the world to me right now:

Just in case you were wondering, what I realised was that it is never too late to be a kid and sometimes meeting your heroes can just be perfect.

Anyway, the squad reconvened at The Bar and then we headed off to see Pvris and Atreyu.

Pvris will soon be running this scene. Fact. The Pit stage was insanely small for a band that has so much promise but it was a great introduction for the future headliners. I give it 3-5 years.

I also want to make a generic point that, nevertheless, is really important to me. I saw TWO female fronted bands at Reading. Both were unbelievably good. Neither were Paramore.    

Atreyu - The Pit 
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Atreyu played their cover of Bon Jovi’s You Give Love a Bad Name so the child in me was kept pretty happy. It’s great to have those guys back from their hiatus and if their latest single is anything to go by then their upcoming album will be perfect. I can’t wait.

Then we reached what I now realise for us were “The Big Three”. Bring Me The Horizon. Twin Atlantic. Metallica.

I haven’t seen Bring Me The Horizon in roughly a million years. Also, did I mention that I’m really old? When my 18 year old colleague grabbed me by the hand and ran into the crowd with a force that would not be acceptable in any other situation, I all but ruined my underwear. I am so glad she did it.

Bring Me The Horizon (allegedly) Main Stage 
Reading Festival
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That crowd was absolutely insane. It was the most fun I have had in a long time. I remember feeling eternally grateful that it was raining for the relief but I belted out S – P – I – R – I – T ,SPIRIT, LETS HEAR IT. It’s impossible not to. Also a fact for you.

I’ve had my issues with the choice of bands higher up the line up for a few years and, I won’t lie, BMTH were one of the bands I was confused about. I’m not anymore. They well and truly shut me up. This new album is going to launch them out of this world and they deserve that.

I officially support a UK Bring Me The Horizon & Babymetal tour. Please make this happen. Please.

Twin Atlantic - NME/Radio 1 Stage
Reading Festival
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I think I’ve made my feelings for Twin Atlantic quite clear already. Needless to say their set was everything I wanted (sort of, I would have done pretty much anything for them to play The Ghost of Eddie).

Back in May I mentioned that these guys really love launching stuff at the crowd. Yeah, that hasn’t changed. Before any words had even been sung we were drenched in white streamers. Then there were butterflies and colourful streamers and then giant colourful balls. We loved it.

Twin Atlantic - NME/Radio 1 Stage
Reading Festival
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Usually I can tell you what songs were a highlight. I can’t this time, I’m sorry. If you haven’t seen Twin Atlantic live then you haven’t lived. They are the most fun, but just make sure your pipes are ready because you will sing along to every word.

On the subject of words. Dear Sam Mctrusty, you can sing those verses in whichever damn order you want to. We got your back. Love from the crowd.

Finally (I know right, it was a long day) we got over to that Main Stage to close up our day with Metallica. Now I missed the first hour or so (not my fault, blame Twin Atlantic and have them apologise for being so amazing) and I haven’t watched the replay but if anyone could tell me why there were hundreds of people on stage with Metallica I would be really grateful. It looked amazing, but I just feel like I was missing something.

Metallica - Main Stage
Reading Festival
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Metallica first played Reading Festival 18 years ago. I mentioned it before but one of the Louder Now reporters/squad members on the Reading field trip is 18 years old. That blows my mind. This band has been together for 35 years, have released 9 studio albums and have been an inspiration for other artists all over the world. That, my friends, is a true festival headliner.

And, as you would expect, they played that stage like it was built for them (which I suppose it was).

There were bass solos, guitar solos and I’m going to assume that I missed the obligatory Lars Ulrich drum solo (I mean that happened right?) They were mucking about with the cameras, James Hetfield was up and down his own platform, there were graphics of soldiers going to war. It was just exactly what you imagined Metallica headlining Reading to be.  

James Hetfield - Main Stage
Reading Festival
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When that riff for Enter Sandman engulfed that gigantic field, that was the mark of a day well spent.

But by far one of the most incredible moments of Reading Festival 2015 (Saturday only, please send cash) and the story that I will tell my nieces and nephews for years to come is this.

When we first got into the arena, back when Babymetal were singing about really, really, wanting chocolate (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you haven’t been paying attention, scroll up and start again you lazy piece of work) I noticed that the rigs around the Main Stage had big nets full of black inflatable spheres (every time I describe them as balls people laugh at me, it distracts from the story) with Metallica written on them.

When Metallica were closing up their set we noticed a woman in full climbing gear at the top of one of those rigs. Her mission was clear, wait for Hetfield to go “Yeaaarh” (flawless impression) and pull the string.

Well. Hetfield went “Yeaaarh”, the lady pulled the string….and absolutely SOD ALL happened. Giant black spheres were flying everywhere apart from the left hand side towards the back. We got jack.

ME - Main Stage (not on it, obviously) 
Reading Festival
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So remember everyone, your day could be going really badly and you could be just about ready to give it all up, but at least you’re not a hundred feet in the air, strapped to a rig in the middle of a field kicking the crap out of a bag of giant black balls.

Thank you Reading, it was the happiest I have ever been in your field. I will see you next year if people send me cash. 

Love from Hayley xx